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10. Finally have something good to put on your resume. 

9. Have an excuse to keep candy at your house. 

8. Find out if you really do have a criminal record. 

7. Have proof for your family that you actually did something good with your life. 

6. Find out if you really are smarter than a 5th grader. 

5. Have a valid excuse to act like a kid again. 

4. Be better than a movie star, in the eyes of your youth. (Taylor Swift, who?) 

3. Eat lots of sugar then send your youth home. 

2. Have a facebook friend who you actually know and talk to. 

1. Make a friend for life!




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